Ask Away!

I’m not pregnant. Thomas and I have been married for more than a year now and I’m still not pregnant. It’s not from lack of trying. It’s not because I don’t like kids. It’s not because we’re waiting for him to get through school. It’s not because we’re trying to prove a point. I’m just not pregnant. I’m not stressed out about it, it’s not controlling my life, the sky hasn’t fallen but I do think about it. Mostly I think about the many different ways I can respond when someone asks us about it. I’m thinking there are a few responses that could get people to blush a little and make them feel awkward about asking the question. Hey, I might as well have some fun with the situation. On second thought, just thinking about the responses is causing me to blush. No, I couldn’t really pull off those responses without embarrassing myself, I guess you’re all safe for now. In the meantime I'll enjoy what I have right now, which is oddly similar to this minus the kid.